My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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