So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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