sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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