office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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