some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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