i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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