Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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