How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
