i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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