okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
