yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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