I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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