Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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