I forgot how hot balto sounded
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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