Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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