TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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