whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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