i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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