he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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