Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My day in three words: secret purse cake
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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