i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sext me about skeletons
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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