...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My pussy is not your playground.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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