omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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