fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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