Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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