Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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