awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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