I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
