How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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