when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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