Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
His nipple licking is glorious
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