Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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