8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
then he tried to convert me to islam
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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