You're so nebulous sometimes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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