I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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