I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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