I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
