god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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