Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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