i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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