You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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