Do vagina's smell?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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