So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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