maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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