Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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