We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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