he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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