On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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