So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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