If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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