The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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