dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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