Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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