I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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